[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
- Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
- Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
